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The Perfect Murder (Inspired by a very, very boring business meeting)

by Rustom Kanga
by Rustom Kanga 1 comment

I have an old acquaintance

Who’s perfected the art of crime

He can kill in 20 minutes

Which is not a lot of time

 

He doesn’t use a poison

Or a rope or gun or knife

So there’s no forensic evidence

That he has shed a life

 

He’s not as nasty as the Ripper

Nor as gory as Macbeth

He talks to you for 20 minutes

And just bores you to death

Dr. Rustom Kanga (B.Tech. Chem.Engg, C’73) went on to get a Masters in Management and a Doctorate in Finance from the London School of Economics. After a career in the oil and computer industries he founded his own company, iOmniscient, which focuses on Artificial Intelligence based Video Analysis. Rustom indulges himself by writing humourous stories, songs and poems.

1 comment

Sudhir Sharma December 8, 2014 - 9:04 pm

Ha, ha.. he can’t bore you to death in just 20 minutes …that is too short and merciful .. perhaps 60 minutes is more like it!!! LOL…

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